Editing Douche and Turd (section)

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{{Infobox television episode
| series       = [[South Park]]
| image        = 
| caption      = 
| season       = 8
| episode      = 8
| airdate      = {{Start date|2004|10|27}}
| production   = 808
| director     = [[Trey Parker]]
| writer       = Trey Parker
| guests       = 
| season_article = South Park season 8
| episode_list = List of South Park episodes
| prev         = [[Goobacks]]
| next         = [[Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes]]
| music        = 
* "[[Get Ready for This]]" by [[2 Unlimited]]
* "[[Who Let the Dogs Out]]" by the [[Baha Men]]
}}

"'''Douche and Turd'''" is the eighth episode of the [[South Park season 8|eighth season]] of the animated television series ''[[South Park]]'', and the 119th episode overall. Written by series co-creator [[Trey Parker]], it first aired on [[Comedy Central]] in the United States on October 27, 2004, shortly before the [[2004 U.S. presidential election]], which the episode satirizes.

The episode follows South Park Elementary holding an election to determine the new mascot for the school. The two candidates—a Giant [[Douche]] and a Turd Sandwich―are respectively suggested by [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]] and [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]], and each purports that their nominee is superior to the other. [[Stan Marsh|Stan]], who sees the election as pointless, refuses to vote and is consequently exiled from South Park.