Editing Good Times with Weapons (section)

==Plot==
At the [[Park County, Colorado|Park County]] Fair, the boys find a vendor selling East Asian weapons. The vendor says that he cannot sell weapons to people under 18 without parental approval, so the boys lie by claiming that they are brothers and that their parents died in a car accident the previous year, convincing the vendor to give them the weapons. [[Stan Marsh|Stan]] purchases a pair of [[Tonfa]], [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]] gets [[nunchaku]], [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]] buys a pair of [[sai (weapon)|sai]], and [[Kenny McCormick|Kenny]] purchases a pair of [[shuriken|''shaken''-style shuriken]]. After showing their weapons off to [[Craig (South Park)|Craig]], [[Clyde (South Park)|Clyde]], and [[Tolkien Black|Token]] the boys go around town pretending to be ninjas, becoming [[anime]]-like characters with their own individual [[Superpower (ability)|superpower]]s. The animation style takes on an overall Japanese look and switches to a [[Anamorphic format|cinemascope]] aspect ratio whenever this happens in the original print at 4:3.

Butters sees them playing and wants to join but the boys refuse to let him. Butters then goes home and becomes his [[supervillain]] [[alter ego]], [[Butters Stotch#Professor Chaos|Professor Chaos]], and sets off to get his revenge on the four ninjas. Professor Chaos neutralizes Kyle and Stan, so Kenny comes to their defense and throws one of his shuriken. It hits Butters in the eye and becomes lodged in it, ending the boys' playtime. They realize that Butters needs medical attention, but taking him to the local hospital would result in their parents discovering their purchases. When an attempt to extract the shuriken from his eye fails, the boys decide to dress Butters up like a dog by gluing Sparky's fur to him and take him to a veterinarian.

On the way, the boys encounter Craig, [[Jimmy (South Park)|Jimmy]], Clyde, and Token and have to hide Butters in an abandoned oven so nobody sees him. Much to their chagrin, they have copied the boys and obtained weapons from the same vendor. The two ninja groups fight, but in the midst of all the chaos, Butters escapes. The four boys force Craig's group to help them search for Butters, threatening to tell on them if they do not. A weakened, delirious Butters makes his way to the hospital, but his disguise fools the attending doctor, who sends Butters to the local animal shelter. There, the veterinarian determines that the only thing to do is to [[animal euthanasia|put Butters to sleep]], but Butters escapes.

The boys decide to dispose of the evidence and return to the fair to have the vendor refund their money, which he refuses to do. Craig and the others inform them that they have seen Butters wandering around on the other side of the fair towards an auction that all their parents are attending. Cartman decides to use his ninja power of [[invisibility]] to walk across the auction stage to get to Butters undetected and removes his clothes. However, in real life, Cartman inadvertently ends up [[streaking]] across the stage. Butters staggers onto the stage and collapses.

The final scene shows the townsfolk protesting at an emergency meeting at the community center due to an outrage at the auction. The boys believe the outrage in question is Butters' injury (which has been medically treated by this time), but it soon transpires that the real issue is Cartman's [[public nudity]]. Cartman explains that it was a "[[wardrobe malfunction]]" (a reference to the [[Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show controversy]] that occurred six weeks prior to the episode's airing), and the episode ends with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny addressing the issue that adults are more offended by sex than violence, allowing them to keep their weapons after Kyle suggested that Cartman should be punished. The episode ends with a freeze-frame of Stan, Kyle, and Kenny in anime style posing.