Editing Jack Handey (section)

==Career==
Handey's earliest writing job was for a newspaper, the ''[[San Antonio Express-News]]''. He lost the job after writing an article that, in his words, "offended local car dealerships".<ref name=TM2002/> His first comic writing was with comedian [[Steve Martin]]. According to Martin, Handey got a job writing for ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'' (SNL) after Martin introduced him to the show's creator, [[Lorne Michaels]].<ref name=Coyle/> For several years, Handey worked on other television projects: the Canadian [[Sketch comedy|sketch series]] ''[[Bizarre (TV series)|Bizarre]]'' in 1980, the 1980 Steve Martin television special ''[[Comedy Is Not Pretty!]]'', and Lorne Michaels's short-lived sketch show on [[NBC]] called ''[[The New Show]]'' in 1984. Handey returned to ''Saturday Night Live'' in 1985 as a writer.<ref name=Sacks2009/>

===Deep Thoughts===
Handey's "deep thoughts" were first published in an untitled essay in ''[[Omni (magazine)|Omni]]'' magazine in November 1983.<ref>{{cite web |title=Omni Magazine Archive |url=https://archive.org/details/omni-archive |website=Internet Archive |access-date=December 10, 2021}}</ref> In April 1984, ''[[National Lampoon (magazine)|National Lampoon]]'' published a piece titled "Deep Thoughts". Additional Deep Thoughts appeared in the October and November 1984 editions, as well as in the short-lived ''[[Army Man (magazine)|Army Man]]'' comedy magazine, while more appeared in 1988 in ''[[The Santa Fe New Mexican]]'' newspaper. The one-liners were to become Handey's signature work, notable for their concise humor and outlandish hypothetical situations. For example:

*If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.<ref name="Berkley"/>
*The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.<ref name=Handey1993/>
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Handey's work next showed up in the [[Michael Nesmith]]-produced TV series ''[[Television Parts]]'' in the format which later became famous on ''Saturday Night Live'' (though in ''Television Parts'', Nesmith provided the narration). Some of these segments appeared in the compilation video of that program, ''Doctor Duck's Super Secret All-Purpose Sauce''.

Between 1989 and 1990, Deep Thoughts were shown during commercial breaks on [[The Comedy Channel (United States)|The Comedy Channel]] with Handey's narration.
 
Between 1991 and 1998, ''Saturday Night Live'' included Deep Thoughts on the show as an interstitial segment (between sketches). Introduced by [[Phil Hartman]] and read live by Handey (neither actually appeared on screen), the one-liners proved to be extremely popular. Hartman intoned "And now, Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...", and peaceful [[easy listening music]] played while the screen showed soothing pastoral scenes, much like a [[New Age]] relaxation video. Handey then read the Deep Thought as the text to it scrolled across the screen. They became an enduring feature of ''SNL'', which often had multiple Thoughts in each episode, and made Handey a well-known name.

===Other SNL work===
Other Handey creations that appeared on SNL include the [[Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer]],<ref name=Sacks2009/> "Fuzzy Memories" which depicted reenactments of a twisted childhood memory and aired in the late 1990s, and the short-lived "My Big Thick Novel", which were spoken excerpts from a very long book in the style of "Deep Thoughts" and which aired during SNL's 2001–03 seasons.

Handey is also credited with creating [[Toonces the Driving Cat]], the cat who could drive a car, although not very well.<ref name="toonces">Carman, John (February 14, 1992). "We Paws for This Message", ''[[San Francisco Chronicle]]''.</ref> The recurring skit originated in 1989 with [[Steve Martin]] and [[Victoria Jackson]] as the crash-prone kitten's owners. In 1992 NBC aired a half-hour Toonces special. Handey, who lived with a real cat by the same name, once said he could not remember exactly how he dreamed up the premise. He said, "It was just one of those free association ideas you write down and look at later and think, 'Maybe.{{' "}}<ref name="toonces"/>

===Further writing===
In early April 2008, Handey published his first collection of magazine humor pieces, ''What I'd Say to the Martians and Other Veiled Threats''. [[Associated Press]] critic Jake Coyle wrote, "With absurdist musings such as these, Handey has established himself as the strangest of birds: a famous comedian whose platform is not the stage or screen, but the page."<ref name=Coyle/> Handey subsequently became a regular contributor to ''The New Yorker'' Shouts and Murmurs section.<ref name=TheNewYorker/>

On July 16, 2013, Handey's first novel, ''The Stench of Honolulu'', was released by publisher [[Grand Central Publishing|Grand Central]].<ref name=Kirkus/>