Editing Simpson and Delilah (section)

==Plot==
After [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] sees an ad for a hair-restoring miracle drug called Dimoxinil, he uses [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]]'s medical insurance plan to pay for it. After applying the drug, he wakes up the next day with a full head of hair. [[Mr. Burns]] scans the security monitors to find someone to promote to the "token" position of junior executive. Mistaking Homer for a young, unspoiled go-getter, Mr. Burns promotes him.

When Homer has trouble finding a secretary who is not a seductive young woman, a man named Karl persuades Homer to hire him. Karl soon proves indispensable to Homer. When he forgets his own wedding anniversary, Karl hires a singing telegram service to serenade [[Marge Simpson|Marge]] with "[[You Are So Beautiful]]".

At an executive board meeting, Homer comes up with a way to increase worker productivity. After this, workplace safety improves and accidents decrease. [[Waylon Smithers|Smithers]] correctly observes that this is due to Homer no longer being in a position to cause problems, but his notion is mocked and dismissed by Mr. Burns. Homer spends his paycheck on home improvements and presents for the kids. Marge worries that he should save for a rainy day, but Homer dismisses it by telling her that the good times are here to stay.

At work, Homer continues to be in Mr. Burns' good graces and is given a key to the executive washroom. Smithers, angry that his loyal service is forgotten, tries to dig dirt on Homer and discovers his Dimoxinil deal. Smithers attempts to get Homer fired for committing insurance fraud, but Karl takes the blame and is fired instead. Homer is nervous about giving a speech at the plant, and discovers [[Bart Simpson|Bart]] has spilled and ruined the contents of the miracle hair drug. Homer tells his son that he's caused a lot of damage and worst of all that "baldness is hereditary."

The next day, Homer loses all his hair, as he had to keep applying the drug on his head. Before the meeting, Karl appears with a prepared speech for Homer and reassures him that all his accomplishments were due to his will and effort, not his hair. Homer gives his speech, but the audience refuses to take him seriously because he has no hair and walks out on him. Mr. Burns gives Homer his old job back, sympathizing with him having [[Pattern hair loss|male pattern baldness]] like Mr. Burns does.

At home that night, Marge insists that Homer's old "dead end" job as a safety inspector has always provided for the family and the kids will get over having less than their friends. When Homer is worried about his baldness making him ugly to Marge, she sings "You Are So Beautiful" to him.