Editing You Only Move Twice (section)

==Plot==
[[Waylon Smithers|Smithers]] is offered a job at the Globex Corporation but turns it down. Being the next-longest tenured employee of the plant, [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] gets the job. He informs his family that the new job pays better but involves them moving to Cypress Creek. The family initially opposes the move, but they watch a video about the [[planned community]] and, seeing that it is much nicer than [[Springfield (The Simpsons)|Springfield]], agree to move there. Abandoning their house, the Simpsons pack up and leave town.

In Cypress Creek, Homer's new boss, Hank Scorpio, stops by the family's new house to introduce himself. Scorpio takes a shine to Homer and makes him the chief motivator in the nuclear division. Meanwhile, Bart starts school, but he soon finds that his new class is far above the standards of [[Springfield Elementary]] and is sent to a [[remedial education]] class. Lisa goes for a nature walk and discovers she is allergic to all the wildlife around Cypress Creek. Marge tries to go about her daily chores, but discovers that the house has an automated system to do chores for her. Marge loses her sense of purpose and begins drinking wine.

On Homer's first day at work, Scorpio gives him a tour of the company and listens with interest to his secret dream of owning the [[Dallas Cowboys]] football team. He tells Homer that his dream may come true someday. Homer does an excellent job of motivating his team. During a meeting with Homer, Scorpio excuses himself, turns to a screen, and threatens the [[United Nations Security Council]] by saying they have 72 hours to deliver an unspecified amount of gold or face the consequences via a doomsday device, and blows up the [[59th Street Bridge]] as proof of his capabilities. Homer remains oblivious to Scorpio's [[supervillain]]ous tendencies, which include work on the aforementioned doomsday device and attempting to kill his arch-nemesis, [[James Bond|Mr. Bont]], with a laser. Bont escapes, Homer tackles him, and Scorpio praises Homer. Scorpio's guards shoot Bont.

At dinner, Homer proudly tells the family how well he is doing at work, but he discovers they hate Cypress Creek and want to return to Springfield. Dejected, Homer visits Scorpio for advice while the [[United States Army Special Forces]] assault Globex HQ. Scorpio advises Homer to do what's best for his family. Scorpio straps on a flamethrower and holds his ground while Homer sadly walks away, kicking a grenade in the process. The next day, the family returns to Springfield, and Homer receives the [[Denver Broncos]] as a present from Scorpio, who has successfully managed to seize the [[East Coast of the United States]].