Editing Two and a Half Men (section)

=== Ratings ===
Seasonal rankings (based on average total viewers per episode) of ''Two and a Half Men'' on CBS:

''Note: Each U.S. network television season starts in late September and ends in late May, which coincides with the completion of May [[sweeps]].''

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|- style="background:#e0e0e0;"
! scope="col" | Season
!Episodes 
! scope="col" | Timeslot ([[Eastern Time Zone|ET]]/[[Central Time Zone|CT]])
! scope="col" | Season premiere
! scope="col" | Season finale
! scope="col" | TV season
! scope="col" | Ranking
! scope="col" | Viewers<br />(in millions)
|- style="background:#f9f9f9;"
| scope="row" | [[Two and a Half Men season 1|1]]
| rowspan="4" |24
| rowspan="2" | Mondays 9:30&nbsp;pm/8:30&nbsp;pm
| September 22, 2003
| May 24, 2004
| [[2003–04 United States network television schedule|2003–04]]
| 15<ref name="abcmedianet2007">{{cite press release |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/pressrel/dispDNR.html?id=060204_11 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20070208132303/http://www.abcmedianet.com/pressrel/dispDNR.html?id=060204_11 |archive-date=February 8, 2007 |title=Season to date program rankings – part 1 |publisher=[[ABC Television Network]] |date=June 2, 2004 |access-date=October 24, 2010}}</ref>
| 15.31<ref name="abcmedianet2007" />
|- style="background:#f9f9f9;"
| scope="row" | [[Two and a Half Men season 2|2]]
| September 20, 2004
| May 23, 2005
| [[2004–05 United States network television schedule|2004–05]]
| 11<ref name=abc05>{{cite web|url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=060105_05 |title=ABC Medianet |publisher=ABC Medianet |date=June 1, 2005 |access-date=March 30, 2012 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120421023509/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=060105_05 |archive-date=April 21, 2012 }}</ref>
| 16.45<ref name="abc05" />
|- style="background:#f9f9f9;"
| scope="row" | [[Two and a Half Men season 3|3]]
| rowspan="7" | Mondays 9:00&nbsp;pm/8:00&nbsp;pm
| September 19, 2005
| May 22, 2006
| [[2005–06 United States network television schedule|2005–06]]
| 17<ref name=abc06>{{cite web|url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=053106_05 |title=ABC Medianet |publisher=ABC Medianet |date=May 31, 2006 |access-date=March 30, 2012 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20141011060406/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=053106_05 |archive-date=October 11, 2014 }}</ref>
| 15.14<ref name="abc06" />
|- style="background:#f9f9f9;"
| scope="row" | [[Two and a Half Men season 4|4]]
| September 18, 2006
| May 14, 2007
| [[2006–07 United States network television schedule|2006–07]]
| 21<ref name=abc07>{{cite web|url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=053007_08 |title=ABC Medianet |publisher=ABC Medianet |date=May 30, 2007 |access-date=March 30, 2012 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120323004317/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=053007_08 |archive-date=March 23, 2012 }}</ref>
| 14.43<ref name="abc07" />
|- style="background:#f9f9f9;"
| scope="row" | [[Two and a Half Men season 5|5]]
|19
| September 24, 2007
| May 19, 2008
| [[2007–08 United States network television schedule|2007–08]]
| 17<ref name=abc08>{{cite web|url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=052808_06 |title=ABC Medianet |publisher=ABC Medianet |date=May 28, 2008 |access-date=March 30, 2012 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20100413172935/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=052808_06 |archive-date=April 13, 2010 }}</ref>
| 13.68<ref name="abc08" />
|- style="background:#f9f9f9;"
| scope="row" | [[Two and a Half Men season 6|6]]
|24
| September 22, 2008
| May 18, 2009
| [[2008–09 United States network television schedule|2008–09]]
| 10<ref name=abc09>{{cite web|url=http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=060209_05 |title=ABC Medianet |publisher=ABC Medianet |date=June 2, 2009 |access-date=March 30, 2012 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20140410204904/http://abcmedianet.com/web/dnr/dispDNR.aspx?id=060209_05 |archive-date=April 10, 2014 }}</ref>
| 15.06<ref name="abc09" />
|- style="background:#f9f9f9;"
| scope="row" | [[Two and a Half Men season 7|7]]
|22
| September 21, 2009
| May 24, 2010
| [[2009–10 United States network television schedule|2009–10]]
| 11<ref name="S7Average">Gorman, Bill (June 16, 2010). [https://web.archive.org/web/20121019103551/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2010/06/16/final-2009-10-broadcast-primetime-show-average-viewership/ "Final 2009–10 Broadcast Primetime Show Average Viewership"]. ''[[TV by the Numbers]]''. Retrieved July 29, 2010.</ref>
| 14.95<ref name="S7Average" />
|- style="background:#f9f9f9;"
| scope="row" | [[Two and a Half Men season 8|8]]
|16
| September 20, 2010
| February 14, 2011
| [[2010–11 United States network television schedule|2010–11]]
| 17<ref name="S8Average">Gorman, Bill (June 1, 2011). [http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/06/01/2010-11-season-broadcast-primetime-show-viewership-averages/94407/ "2010–11 Season Broadcast Primetime Show Viewership Averages"] {{webarchive|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20110604160109/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/06/01/2010-11-season-broadcast-primetime-show-viewership-averages/94407/ |date=June 4, 2011 }}. ''[[TV by the Numbers]]''. Retrieved June 1, 2011.</ref>
| 12.73<ref name="S8Average" />
|- style="background:#f9f9f9;"
| scope="row" | [[Two and a Half Men season 9|9]]
|24
| September 19, 2011
| May 14, 2012
| [[2011–12 United States network television schedule|2011–12]]
| 11<ref name="S9Ratings">{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/24/complete-list-of-2011-12-season-tv-show-viewership-sunday-night-football-tops-followed-by-american-idol-ncis-dancing-with-the-stars/135785/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120527223446/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/24/complete-list-of-2011-12-season-tv-show-viewership-sunday-night-football-tops-followed-by-american-idol-ncis-dancing-with-the-stars/135785/|url-status=dead|archive-date=May 27, 2012|title=Complete List Of 2011–12 Season TV Show Viewership: 'Sunday Night Football' Tops, Followed By 'American Idol,' 'NCIS' & 'Dancing With The Stars'|work=Zap2it|publisher=TV by the Numbers|date=May 24, 2012|access-date=July 2, 2012}}</ref>
| 14.64<ref name="S9Ratings" />
|- style="background:#f9f9f9;"
| scope="row" | [[Two and a Half Men season 10|10]]
|23
| Thursdays 8:30&nbsp;pm/7:30&nbsp;pm
| September 27, 2012
| May 9, 2013
| [[2012–13 United States network television schedule|2012–13]]
| 11<ref name=S10Ratings >{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2013/05/29/complete-list-of-2012-13-season-tv-show-viewership-sunday-night-football-tops-followed-by-ncis-the-big-bang-theory-ncis-los-angeles/184781/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20130607112820/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2013/05/29/complete-list-of-2012-13-season-tv-show-viewership-sunday-night-football-tops-followed-by-ncis-the-big-bang-theory-ncis-los-angeles/184781/|url-status=dead|archive-date=June 7, 2013|title=Complete List Of 2012–13 Season TV Show Viewership: 'Sunday Night Football' Tops, Followed By 'NCIS,' 'The Big Bang Theory' & 'NCIS: Los Angeles'|publisher=[[Zap2it.com]]|access-date=May 29, 2012}}</ref>
| 13.78<ref name=S10Ratings />
|- style="background:#f9f9f9;"
| scope="row" | [[Two and a Half Men season 11|11]]
|22
| Thursdays 9:30&nbsp;pm/8:30&nbsp;pm<br />Thursdays 9:00&nbsp;pm/8:00&nbsp;pm
| September 26, 2013
| May 8, 2014
| [[2013–14 United States network television schedule|2013–14]]
| 27<ref name=s11ratings/>
| 10.66<ref name=s11ratings>{{cite web|url=https://deadline.com/2014/05/tv-season-series-rankings-2013-full-list-2-733762/|title=Full 2013–2014 TV Season Series Rankings|date=May 22, 2014|publisher=Deadline|access-date=April 17, 2020|archive-date=May 25, 2014|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20140525201152/http://www.deadline.com/2014/05/tv-season-series-rankings-2013-full-list-2/|url-status=live}}</ref>
|- style="background:#f9f9f9;"
| scope="row" | [[Two and a Half Men season 12|12]]
|16
| Thursdays 9:00&nbsp;pm/8:00&nbsp;pm 
| October 30, 2014
| February 19, 2015
| [[2014–15 United States network television schedule|2014–15]]
| 23<ref name="entertainment2015"/>
| 11.95<ref name="entertainment2015">{{cite web|url=https://deadline.com/2015/05/2014-15-full-tv-season-ratings-shows-rankings-1201431167/ |title=Full 2014–15 Series Rankings |work=Deadline Hollywood |date=May 22, 2015 |access-date=May 22, 2015 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20150522054915/http://deadline.com/2015/05/2014-15-full-tv-season-ratings-shows-rankings-1201431167/ |archive-date=May 22, 2015 }}</ref>
|}