Editing Back to School (section)

==Cast==
{{castlist|
* [[Rodney Dangerfield]] as Thornton Melon
* [[Sally Kellerman]] as Dr. Diane Turner
* [[Burt Young]] as Lou
* [[Keith Gordon]] as Jason Melon
* [[Robert Downey Jr.]] as Derek Lutz
* [[Paxton Whitehead]] as Dr. Phillip Barbay
* [[Sam Kinison]] as Professor Terguson
* [[Terry Farrell (actress)|Terry Farrell]] as Valerie Desmond
* [[M. Emmet Walsh]] as Coach Turnbull
* [[Adrienne Barbeau]] as Vanessa Melon
* [[William Zabka]] as Chas Osborne
* [[Ned Beatty]] as [[Dean (education)|Dean]] Martin
* [[Severn Darden]] as Dr. Borozini
* [[Robert Picardo]] as Giorgio
* [[Jason Hervey]] as Young Thornton
* [[Edie McClurg]] as Marge Sweetwater
* [[Kurt Vonnegut]] as himself (cameo)
* [[Danny Elfman]] as himself (cameo)
}}