Editing Loaded Weapon 1 (section)

==Cast==
{{Cast listing|
* [[Emilio Estevez]] as Sgt. Jack Colt, a parody of [[Martin Riggs]]
* [[Samuel L. Jackson]] as Sgt. Wes Luger, a parody of [[Roger Murtaugh]]
* [[Kathy Ireland]] as Miss Destiny Demeanor, a composite parody of [[Lethal Weapon 2|Rika Van Den Haas]] and [[Catherine Tramell]]
**[[Allyce Beasley]] as Miss Destiny Demeanor, before she lets her hair down and takes off her glasses
* [[Frank McRae]] as Captain Doyle
* [[Tim Curry]] as Mr. Jigsaw, a parody mainly of [[Lethal Weapon|Mr. Joshua]]
* [[William Shatner]] as General Curtis Mortars, a parody of [[Lethal Weapon|General McAllister]]
* [[Jon Lovitz]] as Rick Becker, a parody of [[Lethal Weapon 2|Leo Getz]]
* [[Lance Kinsey]] as Irv
* [[Denis Leary]] as Mike McCracken
* [[F. Murray Abraham]] as Dr. Harold Leacher, a parody of [[Hannibal Lecter]]
* [[Danielle Nicolet]] as Debbie Luger
* [[Beverly Johnson]] as Doris Luger
* [[Ken Ober]] as Dooley
* [[Vito Scotti]] as Tailor
* [[Bill Nunn]] as Police photographer
* [[Lin Shaye]] as Witness
}}

===Cameos===
{{Cast listing|
* [[James Doohan]] as [[Scotty (Star Trek)|Scotty]]
* [[Erik Estrada]] as himself, parodying his role Francis Poncherello from ''[[CHiPs]]''
* [[Larry Wilcox]] as himself, parodying his role Jon Baker from ''[[CHiPs]]''
* [[Corey Feldman]] as young cop
* [[Whoopi Goldberg]] (''uncredited'') as Billie York<ref>{{cite news|url=https://www.nytimes.com/movie/review?res=9F0CE0DF1E31F936A35751C0A965958260| title=''National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1'' (1993): Review/Film; Whatever Is Loaded, Laugh at It| newspaper=[[The New York Times]] |author-link=Vincent Canby|first=Vincent|last= Canby| date=February 5, 1993|access-date=March 8, 2016| quote=Whoopi Goldberg makes an unbilled appearance as Mr. Estevez's former partner, her life snuffed out too early...}}</ref>
* [[Paul Gleason]] as FBI agent
* [[Phil Hartman]] as Officer Davis
* [[Richard Moll]] as Prison attendant
* [[J. T. Walsh]] as Desk Clerk
* [[Rick Ducommun]] as D.A. #1
* [[Bruce Mahler]] (''uncredited'') as D.A. #2
* [[Robert Shaye]] (''uncredited'') as Interrogation Room Person
* [[Charles Napier (actor)|Charles Napier]] and [[Charles Cyphers]] as Interrogators
* [[Bruce Willis]] (''uncredited'') as [[John McClane]]
* [[Denise Richards]] as Cindy
* [[Joyce Brothers]] as Medical Examiner
* [[Christopher Lambert]] (''deleted scene'') as Man with car-phone
* [[Charlie Sheen]] as Gern, Parking valet
}}