Editing Noises Off (section)

==Characters of the play-within-the-play, ''Nothing On''==
*Mrs. Clackett (Dotty): The Cockney housekeeper for the Brents' home. A hospitable, though slow-witted and slow-moving, chatterbox.
*Roger Tramplemain (Garry): An estate agent looking to let Flavia's and Philip's house.
*Vicki (Brooke): A girl Roger is attempting to seduce (or perhaps a girl trying to seduce Roger). Works for the [[Inland Revenue|tax authorities]].
*Philip Brent (Freddie): Lives out of the country with his wife Flavia to [[Tax avoidance and tax evasion|avoid paying taxes]] and is on a secret visit.
*Flavia Brent (Belinda): Philip Brent's wife. She is dependable, though not one for household duties.
*Burglar (Selsdon): An old man in his seventies, breaking into the Brents' house.
*Sheikh (Freddie): Interested in renting the house.