Editing Quintuplets (section)

==Cast and characters==
* Bob Chase ([[Andy Richter]]) – The father sells office cubicles and barely makes enough money to support his large family. Most of his time is spent trying to save money, and he only occasionally provides parenting for his five teens, but he would prefer to get away whenever he has the chance. He also opines that he thinks half his children are freaks, blaming this and the fact that there were so many at once, on the fact that they were artificially inseminated. 
* Carol Chase ([[Rebecca Creskoff]]) – The mother maintains the large family and house in "typical sitcom homemaker" mode. In one episode she attempts to go back to work, but nobody wants her because she has been raising kids for 15 years. She goes back to being a homemaker and remains one for the rest of the show. She enforces the house rules.
* Parker Chase ([[Jake McDorman]]) – The popular boy. Tallest of the children, good-looking, successful in academics and sports. He teases his brothers mercilessly, especially Pearce, but is also quick to defend them. The male quints share a deep bond, probably from sharing the womb. At one point the youngest and shortest, Patton, says that Parker took all the good genes and left him with the short ones and Pearce with the weird ones.
* Pearce Chase ([[Johnny Lewis|Johnny K. Lewis]]) – The curly-haired weirdest quint. He boldly shares with anyone his strange perspective on just about any subject, and is so odd that he no longer responds to rejection.  
* Penny Chase ([[April Matson]]) – The intellectual, who is vigorously [[Dissent|nonconformist]]. Her taste in clothing and hairstyle frequently gets her mistaken for the typical [[Gothic fashion|goth]]. She enjoys reading and sometimes feels inadequate to Paige.
* Paige Chase ([[Sarah Wright]]) – The beautiful girl. She spends most of her time thinking of and attending to her appearance. She is not the brightest of the family, but she is bubbly and kind. 
* Patton Chase ([[Ryan Pinkston]]) – The youngest of the children, and the shortest at 4'10". This is a source of amusement to the family and shame to the father, and the mother is often overly-nurturing. He takes growth hormones. He is girl-crazy and his typical line to girls (and, in one episode, a guy when he was pretending to be gay to avoid being pulverized) is, "Yes I am, you likey?." It usually works, but his sisters often find it disgusting.