Editing Treehouse of Horror XII (section)

==="Hex and the City"===
After destroying a [[Romani people|gypsy]]'s [[fortune teller]]'s office, Homer is cursed to bring misfortune to his loved ones. The curse soon takes effect, with Marge becoming fully hair covered ([[bearded lady|Though she starts with a beard]]) from her blue hair, Lisa turning into a [[centaur]], Bart's neck becoming long and floppy as a result of Homer strangling him, Maggie becoming a [[Coccinellidae|ladybug]] with a human head, [[Lenny and Carl#Lenny Leonard|Lenny]] and [[Lenny and Carl#Carl Carlson|Carl]] crushed by a helicopter, and [[Moe Szyslak|Moe]] stuffed unconscious in a large jar of [[pickled egg]]s (with Homer wondering how that happened). From Moe's and the barflies' last suggestions, Homer sets out to find a leprechaun to end the curse.

Homer uses [[Lucky Charms]] cereal as bait to get the leprechaun, eventually finding one after picking through a group of other magical creatures. Homer takes the leprechaun home, but the leprechaun is extremely [[hyperactivity|hyperactive]] and he runs amok. On Lisa's suggestion, Homer takes the leprechaun to the gypsy's office and sics him on her. The leprechaun and gypsy fight, but their struggles soon turn into passionate kissing and fondling, much to Homer's disgust. The leprechaun and the gypsy marry in a ceremony (led by [[Yoda]]) attended by other gypsies and mythical creatures, as well as the Simpson family. Homer remarks that everything ended happily, Marge reminds him that Bart committed suicide by drowning in his cereal, and that the gypsy said  apologizing will [[necromancy|bring him back to life]]. Homer refuses, saying, "She's not the boss of me!".