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===Main=== * {{anchor|Paul Hennessy}}Paul Hennessy, portrayed by [[John Ritter]] (2002–2003), is a former sportswriter who works from home as a lifestyle columnist. He is a protective father whose nature often embarrasses his children and leads them to accuse him of hypocrisy. Following Ritter's death, Paul dies [[offscreen]] early in the second season, having suddenly collapsed in a grocery store while buying milk. * {{anchor|Cate S. Hennessy}}Cate S. Hennessy (née Egan), portrayed by [[Katey Sagal]], is the wife, mother, nurse, and easily the most sane and composed person in the family. She takes a nursing job at the kids' school so that she can work standard hours and spend more time with the kids. Cate starts dating her kids' high-school principal, Ed Gibb (portrayed by [[Adam Arkin]]), towards the end of Season 3. During her teens, she was just as popular, scheming, and rebellious as Bridget, and as such, she is usually the first to notice when Bridget is up to something. Her middle name is Stinky because her father had promised his best friend that he would name one of his children after him after having accidentally stabbed him with a bayonet while they were drunk in [[Korea]]; to hide this, she claims that the "S" stands for Stacy. * {{anchor|Bridget Hennessy}}Bridget Erin "Beach" Hennessy, portrayed by [[Kaley Cuoco]], is the beautiful, ditzy oldest child. She is depicted as a [[Blonde stereotype|stereotypical blonde]], a popular bombshell who is preoccupied with her looks, teenage boys, and little else. However, she sometimes displays intelligence or profundity in a poignant manner. Her favorite book is [[J. D. Salinger]]'s ''[[The Catcher in the Rye]]''.<ref>{{cite episode| title=Drummer Boy (part 2)| series=8 Simple Rules|network=[[American Broadcasting Company|ABC]]|airdate= 2003-02-11| season=1| number=18}}</ref> After her father dies, she begins to steadily mature. Bridget immediately feels guilty about Paul's death because the last words that she had ever spoken to him were "I hate you" after arguing with him on the morning of his death. In Season 2, Bridget is revealed to have been conceived on a beach.<ref>{{cite episode| title=Sex Ed| series=8 Simple Rules|network=ABC| airdate=2003-09-30| season=2| number=2}}</ref> * {{anchor|Kerry Hennessy}}Kerry "Care Bear" Hennessy, portrayed by [[Amy Davidson]], is the disgruntled middle child. She is often seen as unattractive when compared to her beautiful older sister. Bridget accuses her of stealing her boyfriend Kyle, though her own actions had driven Kyle away. Kerry is typically negative and sarcastic, often making snide remarks about others. She is also a passionate activist who cares about [[animal rights]]. She loses her [[virginity]] to Bruno (her boyfriend in Europe) later in the third season. She is often annoyed at her sister and is easily upset, yet frequently the two girls team up against their parents' authority or at the expense of their brother. Kerry is also very artistic and keeps a sketchbook. She is the smart child, but often shows naiveté. After she starts dating Bridget's popular ex-boyfriend Kyle, her own popularity increases, and she begins to act a bit more like her older sister. * {{anchor|Rory Hennessy}}Rory Joseph Hennessy, portrayed by [[Martin Spanjers]], is Cate and Paul's son and their youngest child. He often takes pleasure in [[Wiktionary:tattle|tattling]] on his sisters. Usually he waits until his sisters have already committed an infraction, then tells his father, who explodes. Rory is his father's favorite child. He becomes involved in money-making schemes with C.J. He is commonly seen playing in the living room and mentions wanting a monkey; he had once acquired a monkey by trading some of his father's baseball cards, and later traded the monkey for a guitar. He also delights in showing his friends the private aspects of his sister Bridget's life, mentioning once that his friends looted Bridget's underwear drawer. Rory is hit hard by Paul's death and punches a hole in his wall out of anger, cutting his hand. He explains the injury as a burn from having removed a hot casserole from the oven. After he enters high school, Rory matures, leaving C.J. to be the main [[wikt:wisecrack|wisecrack]]er of the family. * {{anchor|Jim Egan}}Jim Egan, portrayed by [[James Garner]] (2003–2005), is Cate's father. Jim served in the [[Korean War]] and is proud of his service (he becomes angry whenever the war is called a "police action"). He is very protective of the family. He often sneaks away to smoke tobacco. He is divorced, having formerly resided in Florida before moving into Cate's basement, and often tries to beat C.J. with his cane. He takes pride in C.J.'s success as a teacher. * {{anchor|C.J. Barnes}}C.J. Barnes, portrayed by [[David Spade]] (2004–2005), is Cate's nephew. He was once in the army and claims to have studied aerial photography during the [[Gulf War]], and to have received a [[Purple Heart]] in combat, which is in contrast to his generally childish attitude. He is a teacher who often pursues women, though unsuccessfully. When C.J. first arrives, the family is initially surprised. He reveals that he was ashamed that he did not live up to Paul's expectations and avoided them because of that. He lives with his grandfather, Jim, in the basement (having previously lived in a van, which Jim had burned). He once dated Mrs. Krupp, Kerry and Bridget's math teacher, but cheated on her with his ex-girlfriend Cheryl. He reveals that his first initial stands for Corey. C.J. previously smoked [[cannabis (drug)|marijuana]] heavily (and in fact used to smoke with Kyle's older brother), but he claims to not have touched it in two years (he originally claims it was five years, though he relents after Jim expresses disbelief).
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