Editing Treehouse of Horror IX (section)

==="Hell Toupée"===
In a parody of the ''[[Amazing Stories (1985 TV series)|Amazing Stories]]'' episode "Hell Toupee",<ref>{{Cite web|last=Dessem|first=Matthew|date=2020-03-14|title=The Episodes of Amazing Stories That Are Actually Worth Watching|url=https://slate.com/culture/2020/03/amazing-stories-apple-tv-best-episodes-original-spielberg-series.html|access-date=2020-10-17|website=Slate Magazine|language=en}}</ref> [[Snake Jailbird|Snake]] is arrested for smoking inside the [[Kwik-E-Mart]]. [[Chief Wiggum]] explains that this is Snake's third strike, so he will be [[execution (legal)|executed]] in accordance with the [[three strikes law]]. Before hauling Snake away, Chief Wiggum points out that [[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon|Apu]], [[Moe Szyslak|Moe]], and Bart are all witnesses; Snake vows to kill them all.

After the execution, which happens on live TV, Homer visits [[Dr. Nick (The Simpsons)|Dr. Nick]], who transplants Snake's hair onto Homer's head. When Homer goes to sleep the following night, it plants its roots in Homer's brain. With the hair [[Brainwashing|controlling his mind]], Homer murders both Apu and Moe. Bart realizes that the other two witnesses have been killed, and Homer vows to protect him. Homer locks himself and Bart in a room, but Snake's hair takes control of him. Homer tries to kill Bart with a [[sledgehammer]]. Bart begs Homer to fight the hair. After a struggle, Homer rips the hair off his head. However, the scalp comes to life, attempting to suffocate Bart whilst Homer ineffectually punches it, if anything hurting Bart. Wiggum bursts in and shoots the hair dead, then wryly comments on how it has been "a bad hair day", causing everyone to laugh. Marge tries to remind everyone about the two murders, but then suddenly gets the joke and joins in.