Editing Treehouse of Horror VI (section)

==="Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores"===
[[Homer Simpson|Homer]] goes to Lard Lad Donuts to get a "colossal doughnut". Upon realizing that the colossal doughnut is the name of the doughnut that Lard Lad holds and actual doughnuts that size do not exist, he denounces the store and vows to get a colossal doughnut. He returns that night and steals the giant doughnut from the Lard Lad statue in front of the store. In the midst of a freak storm, Lard Lad and the other giant advertising statues come to life to terrorize [[Springfield (The Simpsons)|Springfield]]. At [[Marge Simpson|Marge]]'s insistence, Homer eventually returns the doughnut to Lard Lad, but that does not stop Lard Lad and his friends from causing destruction.

[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]] goes to the ad agency that created those advertising characters, and an executive suggests the citizens stop paying attention to the monsters as they are advertising gimmicks, and attention is what keeps them motivated. He suggests a jingle will help distract people from watching the monsters. Lisa and [[Paul Anka]] later perform a catchy song and the citizens of Springfield stop looking at the monsters, who lose their powers and become lifeless (although Homer has to be dragged away from the Lard Lad statue, holding a sign reading "Now With Sprinkles"). Homer is distracted and Lard Lad drops the doughnut, which rolls past [[Kang and Kodos]], who are trying to hitchhike to [[New York City|Earth's capital]]. [[Kent Brockman]] signs off by warning of the dangers of advertising and Homer says "We'll be right back."