Editing Treehouse of Horror X (section)

==="Desperately Xeeking Xena"===
A malfunctioning X-ray machine gives Bart the ability to stretch any part of his body and Lisa [[superhuman strength|super strength]]. They become a [[superhero]] duo, calling themselves "Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl". [[Lucy Lawless]] addresses fans at a science fiction convention. [[Comic Book Guy]], now a villain called "The Collector", kidnaps her and takes her to his lair with the intention of marrying her. Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl arrive to rescue Lawless, but are also captured. The Collector prepares to kill them by submerging them in a vat of molten [[poly(methyl methacrylate)|Lucite]]. Lawless pretends to be attracted to the Collector and then clobbers him. The Collector grabs his limited edition double edged [[lightsaber]] from ''[[Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace]]'' and ignites the blades, but when Lawless points out that he has removed it from its original packaging, he panics and falls into the Lucite. Lawless flies the children home.