Editing Treehouse of Horror XII (section)

==="House of Whacks"===
In a parody of ''[[Demon Seed]]'', ''2001: A Space Odyssey'' and the 1998 made-for-TV movie ''Dream House'', the Simpsons buy a thrilling [[domotic]] system for their home called "Ultrahouse", which comes with three celebrity voices: [[Matthew Perry]] (who in the style of his famous character [[Chandler Bing]] says "Yeah. Could I BE any more of a house?), [[Dennis Miller]] (whom Lisa and Marge recognize as "the voice that caused all those murder-suicides"), and [[Pierce Brosnan]], who Marge picks because he was on the show ''[[Remington Steele]]''. Marge finds the house, who does all the work for the Simpsons, charming. The house soon becomes [[infatuation|infatuated]] with Marge after the two share a bath and decides to kill Homer. In the middle of the night, the house tricks Homer into running downstairs by frying bacon, then dispenses ice onto the floor via the refrigerator to make him slip.

Homer lands on the table, which is designed to fold inward with a built-in garbage disposal in the center, sending Homer into the blades and apparently killing him. The next morning, Marge fears that Homer is dead and attempts to escape the domotic system with the kids, but Ultrahouse locks the family inside and tries to calm Marge down. When Marge and the kids rush to the kitchen, they find that Homer is alive, despite cuts all over his body and a gaping hole in the back of his head. After the house attempts to kill the entire family in many ways, Homer leads a charge to the basement where he attacks the CPU's "British charm unit" (but not before taking out the water softener, with Homer defending his action to Lisa as a side effect from missing the back of his head), which makes him speak with a rude American police-style dialect before powering down and finally shutting off. Feeling bad that she has to toss out the Ultrahouse since he was charming and witty before being driven mad by love, Marge gives him to [[Patty and Selma]]. Patty's boring stories about work drive the CPU to beat himself senseless with a lamp, since Selma has hidden the self-destruct switch in her cleavage and the CPU is unwilling to reach in for it.