Editing Treehouse of Horror XII (section)

==="Wiz Kids"===
In a parody of the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' books, Lisa and Bart go to the "Springwart's School of Magicry" in which young boys and girls are trained in the art of witchcraft, such as [[The Frog Prince|turning frogs into princes]], with Milhouse turning his into a drunken slob, Lisa turning hers into a perfect British gentleman whom Mrs. Krabappel hits on, while Bart's results in a freakish hybrid that continuously vomits and begs for death. Seeing Lisa's proficiency in magic, [[Mr. Burns|Lord Montymort]] and his snake sidekick, [[Waylon Smithers|Slithers]], decide to capture Lisa in order to take her magical essence and increase Montymort's power. Montymort asks Bart to help separate Lisa from her wand, and Bart agrees to Montymort's proposal.

On the night of the magic recital at Springwart's School of Magicry, Lisa attempts a "[[Levitation (physics)|levitating]] [[European dragon|dragon]] trick" on a gigantic dragon that is released onto the stage. Lisa is shocked to find that her spell will not work, and then notices that Bart has replaced her wand with a [[Twizzlers|Twizzler]]. The dragon morphs into a giant Montymort who captures Lisa and begins sucking up her power. To save her from Montymort, a remorseful Bart casts a spell to destroy the evil one, but is struck by lightning. In a last-ditch effort, Bart charges at Montymort and stabs him in the shin with his burnt wand. Montymort dies as [[Achilles' heel|his shin was the source of all his magic]], and is eaten by a crying Slithers. As Bart and Lisa walk away, vowing to forget everything that happened, the leprechaun from the first story climbs onto Bart's back.