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===1990s=== The first [[Gulf War]] found Duke smuggling arms to the underground resistance in [[Kuwait]], then opening ''Club Scud'', a popular wartime watering hole in [[Kuwait City]]. After working on [[David Duke]]'s campaign, he began selling doctored photos of the [[John F. Kennedy assassination]] in [[Dallas, Texas]], to [[conspiracy theory|conspiracy theorists]]. After the [[1994 United States House of Representatives elections|Republican revolution of 1994]] Duke appealed to [[Speaker of the United States House of Representatives|Speaker]] [[Newt Gingrich]] to help him open a low budget, privatized orphanage in [[Aspen, Colorado|Aspen]] called "Nothin' But Orphans". This resulted in the discovery of an illegitimate son called Earl, who shares his father's extreme views and absence of morality. Abandoning the orphans and Honey, father and son lived in a [[trailer park]] in [[Las Vegas, Nevada|Las Vegas]], gaming and trafficking in stolen [[Beanie Baby|Beanie Babies]]. Duke also spent some time in the early nineties as a bodyguard for [[Oliver North]]. North was slow to trust him, but Duke soon became a key part of his security during his campaign for [[United States Senate|senator]] in [[Virginia]]. The public office bug soon became a key part of Duke's increasingly [[wiktionary:megalomania|megalomania]]cal psyche. Duke also found work as a [[bounty hunter]], apprehending Zeke Brenner for jumping bail with the assistance of Earl.
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