Editing Bo' Selecta! (section)

===Mel B===
[[Mel B]] is portrayed as a drunk, scary, and dirty old woman. She has white skin, red hair, and a massive nose. She speaks in a northern accent, which is apparent when she says the word "fuck" like "fook", and wears a leopard-print top, revealing a disturbingly hairy chest. Her best known catchphrase is "yer bastard ya!", whilst often making remarks regarding lesbian sex and her [[vagina|minge]], which she describes as smelling like [[fish paste|crab paste]]. In the first series, she features in a segment in which she promotes her new book, which discusses the split of the [[Spice Girls]] and her love for her stuffed tiger. In the second series, she becomes a non-weekly character, only appearing three times during the series, appearing in segments when she goes on holiday, shows us her [[MTV Cribs|"Crib"]] and talks about [[Girls Aloud]]. In the third series, she becomes a regular character again, and appears in a segment entitled "The Odd Couple". The segment shows her living with singer and actress [[Patsy Kensit]], whom she is always trying to seduce and with whom she eventually has a drunken one night stand in the final episode. On the music video for Avid Merrion's cover for [[I Got You Babe / Soda Pop|I Got You Babe]] (which also starred Patsy Kensit), Mel's father was revealed to be [[Jim Bowen]]. She also appears in ''[[Bo! in the USA]]'', however, as a non-regular character. The real Mel B appeared a few times during the series.