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==Regular features== Other regular features of the program included: * A newsbar, which proved so popular it was made available on the CNNNN website. * Market Research conducted by [[Julian Morrow]] in the United States, in which he asks civilians questions on topics such as which country America should invade next, and prompts the civilians to choose their answer from exclusively [[right-wing]] multiple choice options. * Advertisements for Fungry's, a multinational fast food outlet with a yellow cow mascot (slogan: "I'm fungry!") Sell Massive Meat Burger (triple deck beef patties topped with [[mincemeat]] and salad), Bacon Shake and [[offal]] pie as well as Massive Meat Burger Tartare (Massive Meat Burger served raw) during Meatlovers Month, Big Breakfast in a Bun (three [[egg (food)|eggs]], [[bacon]] rashers, [[hash brown]], [[pancakes]], a French [[croissant]] and [[porridge]], once with coffee), Peking Burger (all-beef patty, prawn chips and Chinese sauce), the Chinese buffet, Pickle Burger (two pickles on a [[gherkin]] patty with pickle sauce), the Pickle Tower Burger (five pickles on a sesame seed bun), pickle fries and pickle thick shake. * Advertisements for Boggs Lager, an irresponsible beer company which promoted heavy drinking and even frequently marketed alcoholic products with: "The strength of fifty-four beers in a single glass" (slogan: "[Let's all] Get Boggered tonight!"). * A Chaser Affair, a parody of current affairs shows ''[[Today Tonight]]'' and ''[[A Current Affair (Australian TV series)|A Current Affair]]'' * Rita + Lin: The Hyper Twins, a parody of ''[[The Powerpuff Girls]]''. Each promo would feature a different villain, such as 'The Communist ABC' and 'The Powerful Aborigines'. * Advertisements for Esteem cosmetics, whose vague advertising parodied the deliberately confusing manner in which cosmetics are marketed (slogan: "Esteem β because you need it"). Esteem advertisements had a penchant for spurious statistical claims ("an astonishing Impact Factor of 8", "85% more proven", "200% more European" "95% more womanly") and bizarre product descriptions ("Beautelligence", "Scien-suality"). * Advertisements for Lameass, a parody of the American TV series ''[[Jackass (TV Series)|Jackass]]''.
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