Editing Nothing Nice to Say (section)

===Phillip===
Originally a [[ska]] fan, he now listens to [[emo (music)|emo]] and vehemently denies having ever liked ska at all; this is plotted by the author to make fun of what he perceives to be the trend-hopping nature of most modern-day emo fans. Blames the female gender for most of his problems, even though they actually tend to be self-inflicted. Also seems to exude "whiny bitch pheromones" which make it impossible to stay around him for any longer time without resorting to physical violence. He started out 2007 by renouncing emo in favor of what he felt was less depressing [[pop-punk]], but after buying the newest pop punk album (implied to be the album "Hospitals" by [[Off With Their Heads (band)|Off With Their Heads]]), he [[suicide|hanged himself]] in his apartment. His name is a reference to the comedian [[Emo Philips]].<ref>{{cite tweet |author= Mitch Clem |user= mitchclem|number= 297547301554118656 |date= February 2, 2013 |title= Did you name emo Phillip after Emo Philips? |access-date= 27 February 2013 }}</ref>