Editing Bob and Ray (section)

===Commercial parodies===
Commercial parody was a popular forte with Bob and Ray. A typical show would have such "sponsors" as:
* The Monongahela Metal Foundry ("Casting steel ingots with the housewife in mind")
* Einbinder Flypaper ("The brand you've gradually grown to trust over the course of three generations")
* [[Auburn Automobile|The Auburn Motor Car Company]] ("Makers of fine automobiles up to, but not including, 1938")
* [[United States Postal Service|The United States Post Office]] ("Makers and distributors of stamps")
* The Croftweiler Industrial Cartel ("Makers of all sorts of stuff, made out of everything")
* Cool Canadian Air ("Packed fresh every day in the Hudson Bay and shipped to your door")
* Grime ("The magic shortening that spreads like lard")
* [[United States Mint|The United States Mint]] ("One of the nation's leading producers of genuine U.S. currency")
* [[Penuche]] ("With or without nuts, the greatest name in fudge")
* Kretchford Braid and Tassel ("Next time you think of braid or tassel, rush into your neighborhood store and shout, 'Kretchford'!")
* Chocolate Cookies with White Stuff In Between (sponsoring Lawrence Fechtenberger)
* Gerstmeyer's Puppy Kibbles ("The dog food guaranteed to turn any pet into a vicious man-killer"), sponsoring the police-drama spoof ''Squad Car 119''.
* Mushies ("The cereal that gets soggy even without adding milk or cream") sponsored "Tippy the Wonder Dog".
* An unnamed beverage described as "stuff that you pour in a glass and it fizzes up and gets all over your suit and everything".