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===The Osbournes===
Many of the [[The Osbournes|Osbourne family]] are parodied on ''[[Bo' Selecta]]''. They have also appeared on the show as themselves, usually while being stalked by [[Avid Merrion|Avid]]. [[Ozzy Osbourne|Ozzy]] is shown to have very long arms, which are constantly moving in front of his body. He is shown to be always mumbling, which makes it impossible to understand what he is saying, apart from the [[censorship|swear bleeps]] during his sentence. He sometimes shouts "Sharon!" while he is speaking. [[Sharon Osbourne|Sharon]] is shown to speak in a high-pitched calm voice, quite opposite to what she is like in real life. She is either always sweeping the floor with a brush,  or searching for food, a reference to her real life [[bulimia]], though is obsessed with her dogs and often is portrayed as eating their bowel movements. [[Kelly Osbourne|Kelly]] is the most core character of The Osbournes. She is portrayed as having something of a split personality, moving suddenly from being upbeat and friendly (despite using the word "douchebag" constantly) to loudly swearing and being extremely hostile and violent. This switch in her personality is marked by a shift in accent from a stereotypical "Valley girl" speech pattern to a hard-edged [[Cockney]] accent (a parody of Osbourne's real-life Mid-Atlantic accent). Throughout series one, she regularly appeared in "The Week In Bits" segment, often meeting other celebrities or talking about her private life. In series two, she has her own segment, entitled "The Kelly Osbourne Show", in which she goes shopping, gets a haircut, slags off other celebrities, or does an advice call-in. [[Jack Osbourne|Jack]] was not featured in the first series, though briefly appeared in series two during The Kelly Osbourne Show and once during Craig David's tour, though he was portrayed as a slow moronic child like adult. In series three, his face and hair is drastically increased and he gains a Yorkshire accent in his own show "Jack Off" in which he interviews several people. His catchphrase was "Brown Bread!".