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===Correspondence=== A regular feature on the programme, preceding the game Mornington Crescent, is a fictional letters section which begins with the chairman's comments ("I notice from the sheer weight of this week's postbag, we've received a little over no letters" and "I see from the number of letters raining down on us this week that the [[Scrabble]] factory has exploded again"). The invariably single letter each week is from "A Mrs Trellis of [[North Wales]]" (one of the many prompts for a cheer from the audience), whose incoherent letters usually mistake the chairman for another Radio 4 presenter or media personality. "Dear [[Libby Purves|Libby]]" (she writes), "why oh why ... very nearly spells [[Yo-yo|YOYO]]", or "Dear [[Alan Titchmarsh|Mr Titchmarsh]], never let them tell you that [[sizing|size]] isn't important. My aunt told me that, but then all my new wallpaper fell off."
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