Editing Running with Scissors (album) (section)

==Track listing==
{{Track listing
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| title1 = [[The Saga Begins]]
| writer1 = [[Don McLean|Donald McLean III]], [["Weird Al" Yankovic|Alfred Yankovic]]
| extra1 = "[[American Pie (song)|American Pie]]" by [[Don McLean]]
| length1 = 5:27
| title2 = My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder
| writer2 = Yankovic
| extra2 = Style parody of the [[Zydeco]] genre<ref name=zydeco>{{cite web |url=http://weirdal.com/archives/miscellaneous/ask-al/#0198 |title='Ask Al' Q&As for January/February, 1998 |access-date=June 30, 2010 |last=Yankovic |first=Alfred M. |author-link="Weird Al" Yankovic |date=February 1998 |work=The Official "Weird Al" Yankovic Web Site}}</ref>
| length2 = 3:25
| title3 = [[Pretty Fly for a Rabbi]]
| writer3 = [[Dexter Holland|Bryan Holland]], Yankovic
| extra3 = "[[Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)]]" by [[the Offspring]]
| length3 = 3:02
| title4 = The Weird Al Show Theme
| writer4 = Yankovic
| extra4 = Original<!-- DON'T ADD A BAND/GENRE HERE UNLESS YOU HAVE A RELIABLE SOURCE TO BACK IT UP -->
| length4 = 1:14
| title5 = Jerry Springer
| writer5 = [[Ed Robertson]], Yankovic
| extra5 = "[[One Week (song)|One Week]]" by [[Barenaked Ladies]]
| length5 = 2:46
| title6 = Germs
| writer6 = Yankovic
| extra6 = Style parody of [[Nine Inch Nails]]<ref name=ninsp>{{cite web |url=http://weirdal.com/archives/miscellaneous/ask-al/#0100 |title='Ask Al' Q&As for January, 2000 |access-date=June 30, 2010 |last=Yankovic |first=Alfred M. |author-link="Weird Al" Yankovic |date=January 2000 |work=The Official "Weird Al" Yankovic Web Site}}</ref>
| length6 = 4:38
| title7 = [[List of "Weird Al" Yankovic polka medleys#"Polka Power!"|Polka Power!]]
| writer7 = Various
| extra7 = {{Collapsible list|title=A polka medley including:|titlestyle=font-weight:normal;background:transparent;text-align:left|
*"[[Wannabe (song)|Wannabe]]" by the [[Spice Girls]]
*"[[Flagpole Sitta]]" by [[Harvey Danger]]
*"[[Ghetto Supastar (That Is What You Are)]]" by [[Pras]], [[Ol' Dirty Bastard]] and [[Mýa]]
*"[[Everybody (Backstreet's Back)]]" by the [[Backstreet Boys]]
*"[[Walkin' on the Sun]]" by [[Smash Mouth]]
*"[[Intergalactic (song)|Intergalactic]]" by the [[Beastie Boys]]
*"[[Tubthumping]]" by [[Chumbawamba]]
*"[[Ray of Light (song)|Ray of Light]]" by [[Madonna (entertainer)|Madonna]]
*"[[Push (Matchbox Twenty song)|Push]]" by [[Matchbox Twenty]]
*"[[Semi-Charmed Life]]" by [[Third Eye Blind]]
*"[[The Dope Show]]" by [[Marilyn Manson (band)|Marilyn Manson]]
*"[[MMMBop]]" by [[Hanson (band)|Hanson]]
*"[[Sex and Candy]]" by [[Marcy Playground]]
*"[[Closing Time (Semisonic song)|Closing Time]]" by [[Semisonic]]
*"W.A.Y. Moby Polka" by "Weird Al" Yankovic}}
| length7 = 4:20
| title8 = Your Horoscope for Today
| writer8 = Yankovic
| extra8 = Style parody of [[Reel Big Fish]] and other 1990s third-wave ska<ref name=ska>{{cite web |last=Yankovic |first=Alfred M. |title='Ask Al' Q&As for February, 2000 |url=http://weirdal.com/archives/miscellaneous/ask-al/#0200 |access-date=May 2, 2013 |work=The Official "Weird Al" Yankovic Web Site |date=February 2000}}</ref>
| length8 = 4:00
| title9 = [[It's All About the Pentiums]]
| writer9 = [[Sean Combs]], [[Sheek Louch|Sean Jacobs]], [[Jadakiss|Jason Phillips]], [[Styles P|David Styles]], [[The Notorious B.I.G.|Christopher Wallace]], [[Lil' Kim|Kimberly Jones]], [[D-Dot|Deric Angelettie]], Yankovic
| extra9 = "[[It's All About the Benjamins]]" (Rock Remix) by [[Puff Daddy]]
| length9 = 3:34
| title10 = Truck Drivin' Song
| writer10 = Yankovic
| extra10 = Style parody of [[truck-driving country]]<ref name=truckstyle>{{cite web |url=http://weirdal.com/archives/miscellaneous/ask-al/#0899 |title='Ask Al' Q&As for August, 1999 |access-date=June 30, 2010 |last=Yankovic |first=Alfred M. |author-link="Weird Al" Yankovic |date=August 1999 |work=The Official "Weird Al" Yankovic Web Site}}</ref>
| length10 = 2:27
| title11 = Grapefruit Diet
| writer11 = [[Steve Perry (Oregon musician)|Stephen Perry]], Yankovic
| extra11 = "[[Zoot Suit Riot (song)|Zoot Suit Riot]]" by [[Cherry Poppin' Daddies]]
| length11 = 3:30
| title12 = [[Albuquerque (song)|Albuquerque]]
| writer12 = Yankovic
| extra12 = Style parody of [[the Rugburns]], [[George Thorogood]], and [[Mojo Nixon]]<ref>{{cite web|url=https://www.avclub.com/weird-al-yankovic-1798226810|access-date=May 9, 2024|title='Weird Al' Yankovic|work=[[The A. V. Club]]|date=June 29, 2011}}</ref><ref name=alsp2>{{cite web |last=Yankovic |first=Alfred M. |title='Ask Al' Q&As for June 28, 2006 |url=http://weirdal.com/archives/miscellaneous/ask-al/#062806 |access-date=May 2, 2013 |work=The Official "Weird Al" Yankovic Web Site |date=June 28, 2006}}</ref>
| length12 = 11:22
| total_length = 49:44
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